I need a big ass bowl!

Today is strange, as my mind is wandering. I think about things that are having no baring on my life and I'm wondering why, like what it would be like to wear a nice dress and do vacuum packing for my food. See I told you it was strange!! I'm going to a picnic tonight and I'm making a salad. But ofcorse I forgot I don't have big bowls so I'm calling friends begging for bowls.

What the heck am I doing looking for a bowl when I should be outside in the wonderful weather, dingy me........